Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

bitch cigarette

A vape pen used to just smoke nicotine, in which the user then goes on and tells about how cool vaping is.

Those kids over yonder with there bitch cigarettes acting cool

by ConkerTheBell92029 February 28, 2022

Cincinnati Cigarette

When you take a cigarette, light it, then fuck a girl with it

Hey shawty, I got a pack of Marlboros. Wanna have a Cincinnati Cigarette?

by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025

500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025

cheeky cigarette

A sigarette that is smoked under the influence of drugs/alcohol

Let's go outside to have a cheeky cigarette before we get anymore drinks

by Irsty April 3, 2024