church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song

We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up

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Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

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The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

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The only acceptable hole by the church unless you are married
Basically Anal Sex

Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!

church hole by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017

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Ms. Mar is back at church. She is such a church sissy.

church sissy by RobCDC April 23, 2018

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What you call your friend,associate,etc when they are dressed very out of date and style

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Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

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