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Cup o' Chronic

Refers to a hash smoking device, crafted out of a 16 oz to-go coffee cup(with lid). To build one, simply cut a hole in the bottom of the coffee cup, big enough so that your car's cigarette lighter can slip in. Light the cigarette lighter and let it heat up, when it pops, drop a little piece of hash on the hot part, slip it under the cup, and sip from the top of the cup like you normally would. The hash vaporizes and it doesn't even smell like weed in the car after, it smells like flowers! And if you get pulled over, all you have is a cigarette lighter and a coffee cup.
Person 1: Let's go to the city!

Person 2: But I want to smoke weed!

Person 1: Don't worry, I have hash, we can have a Cup o' Chronic on the way there.
by theundercover March 8, 2011
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Chronic Taco

The chronic taco is a step by step sex procedure. The male begins by rolling a joint and placing it unlit into the girl's vagina. The male then lights the joint and lets it burn for approximately five minutes. The joint is then removed and smoked by both the participants. The joint is then put back in the vagina for an additional five minutes the opposite way as to inflate the vagina with smoke. It is then removed and the male eats out the girl, getting quite high, as she enjoys what remains of the joint.
1) Dude, me and my girl had a chronic taco last night!
by The 4 other guys August 7, 2010
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Chronic

In Dallas, texas there is a difference between Chronic and kronic though they are both pronounced the same. (i have not heard this to be true anywhere but D-town)

Chronic
1.) One of the stronger strains of marijuana. It is actually NOT used to describe just any sort of good weed, there is a certain type, usually indica, that is labled Chronic. It won 3rd place at the 1994 High Times Cannabis Cup.

kronic
2.) Describing something that was awesome or really amazing. Especially a really good high.
1.) We blazed up some Chronic and were f*ckin blitzed out of our minds.

2.) "Man that was some kronic(really cool) shit!"
by asfdg May 30, 2006
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The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum
Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles
by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020
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chronic vomitosis

1. a constantly recurring feeling of regurgital impulse, which can be used to describe something or someone of a particularly distasteful nature, 2. the urge to vomit resultant of consuming far too much marijuana.
Mom: What wrong with that boy?
Friend #1: He got the chronic vomitosis.

OR

When Craig turned over and saw Maria laying next to him the morning after the holiday party, he suffered a bout of chronic vomitosis.
by You Need a Breath Mint November 7, 2003
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chronicking

"yo b..you wanna go chronicking?"
by Mark Eurebra September 26, 2006
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chronocellularite

A person who uses his or her cell phone to tell what time it is.
Joe's always whipping out his iPhone everywhere just so he won't miss Grey's Anatomy. just get a wristwatch, you chronocellularite!
by Blake C. June 27, 2008
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