Someone who is absolutely blitz e.g, bro you're cooked did you rinse a 24 pack or hit the glass barbie?
Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.
Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.
Sup Cory what the fuck are you talking about... bro you are fucken cooked have you been on the glass barbie again?
by DR Tipple September 5, 2021
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A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”
As he plants a Woodstock.
I think Milo has cooked it
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”
As he plants a Woodstock.
I think Milo has cooked it
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