Ching Chong

Ching Chong

Look , that guy is a Ching Chong

by O0OOOGA Bo0ga May 22, 2023

chong en

A giant

"WHY are there giant footprints in the woods?"
Oh chong en the giant made them

by Cambridge school of arts August 21, 2023

Chonged

When one has consumed a substantial amount of marijuana

yo bro this cali is something else, im so chonged xD

by chongedsloth February 10, 2022

Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

Look at Chong!(Wow)

by Chong270 August 21, 2019

Chub Chong

A little fat Asian man with a chode.

Did you see Britney take the Chub Chong home yesterday?

by TommyTheManCruise July 13, 2016

Sus Chong

'Sus Chong' is a what this one dude named Caine typed out on Snapchat one day instead of 'Disc Golf'.

Do you want to go sus chong later?

by Alter Ego Caine September 13, 2023

Kinda Chong

Uses a fish bowl as a waterbottle
Mood swing all day every day
Likes to ship couples

Most famous line: "Wow! 冷靜啲! WOW"

"Oh no we have kinda chong today"

by caesarpizza April 29, 2025