A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.
Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.
by Steveisabitchassdouchecanoe December 15, 2017
Get the Douche canoemug. by Willie June 11, 2021
Get the Dick douche canoemug. An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish
You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025
Get the Douche canoemug. by roofcanoe May 1, 2020
Get the Roof Canoemug. by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023
Get the pink canoemug. The nickname of the Raider's Reef or Pirate's Den strip club in Tucson, Arizona. Aptly named because the building is in the shape of a boat.
Dylan and I wanted to go to Band Aid's in Phoenix, but we only had enough gas money to get to the Tuna Canoe in Tucson.
by Michael Cohen61 April 17, 2021
Get the Tuna Canoemug. by missouri113 February 25, 2010
Get the Canoe Carvingmug.