trumps hours

Showing up to work at a ridiculous hour for a very short and completely inadequate length of time. (11 am - 4:45pm) Also includes a very long lunch break with additional breaks called “executive time”. Extended weekends and holidays included.

I can’t beleive Mark, he thinks he works Trumps hours. He showed up at 11:00 walked around a bit , then went straight to lunch.

by Penalty Box January 08, 2018

FaceTime hours

The time you are on FaceTime and caked up with your boo or soon to be boo (10pm and further)

Girl I can't talk I'm otp with my boo it's FaceTime hours right now

by LeonardoDicapyahoe June 03, 2017

Gains Hour

The best hour into which gains are achieved. 4-5am EST

Josh the best time for gains is 4-5am. Gains hour.

by Smago10 May 24, 2019

Dick hours

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business

She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.

by Bsomemajor October 05, 2019

After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The Weeknd’ Tesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.

Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”

by Supes_13 September 14, 2022

shitpost hour

Time when people decide they want to shitpost (mostly in chat).

IT's shitpost hour m8!

by DefaltSimon June 20, 2017

Ignorance Hour

The time at which the bamboozling process of liver failure begins, typically on a Friday, always after classes and athletic responsibilities.

"Attention Kildhal residents, Ignorance Hour will begin at 2PM CNT"

by Ignorance Ambassador March 19, 2021