purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014

sensitive burrito

A person who in out of touch with their emotions yet sensitive at the same time.

Michael: I don't think I'm good enough for her man - I ghosted
David: Stop being a sensitive burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 7, 2020

Burrito mood

My spicy burrito Kamile is a big fat mood. Just her lifestyle is a mood. Burrito moods are the best moods!

Your such a burrito mood

by Temenxo February 3, 2020

Chicken burrito

A burrito, but with wings.

don't feed the chicken burritos!

by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021

The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Mucho Burrito

When your friend gets so drunk he pukes his Mucho Burrito into the sink and taints everyone’s memory forever

My pulled a Mucho Burrito in the sink last night

by DrainOKing January 21, 2022