A giant school filled with uninteresting people.Idiots roam the halls and staircases(majority of the school's cubic area)who seem to always block you from your destination, that one class with the asshole teacher who loves jotting down lateness's, the type of prick you want to punch in the face for every word he utters from that despicably dumb looking mouth of his. Basically its very hard to find decent friends,most of the people you meet are dumbshits, and there're no people to seriously talk to at lunch. If you ever have the luck to find a girl that is average or above, she will most likely be taken, a total dumbass (I believe majority likes their girls with brainwaves), or a horrible personality. It takes 37 of the 40 minutes in lunch to actually get a tray, and once you do the food isn't edible, and in the time that you muster up the courage take a bite of the shit the lunch period is already over. The only way to actually pass the time would be messing with people, be it jumping on their tables and starting to thrust, or invading their conversations and starting to get to know them until you yell penis off the top of your lungs, also recommended is finding the ugliest girls you can and telling them they're beautiful passionately- never to be seen again in the midst of the crowd of 1000 Asians (the cafeteria). I can't really complain about the teachers, since they are pretty decent, well the ones I've had so far that is. The freshmen are horrible which I can say while being one, how can you possibly need that much material in your bookbag, and can you not walk through the hallways looking so irritatingly stupid? The classes are easy, and the materials are simple. You may object to that saying freshman year is just easy, but I take all sophomore classes, not including DDP which is a fucking waste of time. Who the fuck invented gay and straight alliance? Its like your begging me to beat the shit out of you.
No airbags (just something to get cred)
No airbags (just something to get cred)
Brooklyn tech
by Hunter the Genius December 04, 2008
A waste of time. The only reason to go is to waste tyme. Stupid teachers, half of them older then rosa parks been in three wars n still talk about it to this day. The girls are terrible. These bitches are mad ugly like 5% of the girlz are decent n 2% are worth tlkin to. Yea theres fights, durin the year of 03-04 there was plenty. There was sum fires too. Niqqaz go in and cant wait to get out.
Jus shouin out to da class of 06' n niqqas that suppose to go 06' but dnt ya betta get out by 08' if not they gunna sen u pakin n e wayz. its matt aka dat microwave cuz i heat up e z. shout out to all ya niqqas i no. shawties holla at me.
by ill leave u wit matt.121. August 11, 2004
Seth saw his friend up the street threw his lights off and gave him the Brooklyn Schwipe, scaring him to death.
by Nightmoves July 30, 2009
Cheryl didnt ever look good, but she looked real bad after Jeff brooklyn midgeted her ass on new years.
by Liono January 04, 2008
when a guy hammers his dick until it is beet red and then sticks it in the girl or guy's ass or pussy
by BR!nK February 07, 2007
Similar to the brooklyn bridge, the reverse brooklyn is a felatio position where one's testicles are placed on the partner's forehead and the penis shaft rests along the bridge of the nose with the head of the penis falling roughly at the mouth and chin.
Fred:"I gave Sally a reverse brooklyn while she was sleeping last night!"
Bill:"Oh, you put your balls in her mouth?"
Fred:"No! I said 'REVERSE brooklyn'"
Bill:"Oh, you put your balls in her mouth?"
Fred:"No! I said 'REVERSE brooklyn'"
by nurtchle November 22, 2007
Yiddish. The name comes from the high Jewish population in Brooklyn during the 20th century and the language's German decent.
by stikshift February 25, 2009