The greatest insult ever written:
No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
by trollprince December 17, 2011
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by blackabrahamlincoln November 21, 2013
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by Pervy Fraggle February 29, 2020
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"DUde you looking pretty swole"
"Uh why you looking"
"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."
"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"
"Fuck yea dawg."
"Uh why you looking"
"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."
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by BRahhhhhD July 25, 2018
Get the Bro Job mug.(pronunciation: brō pä) n. A fuckin' totally douchebag move. Like, maybe you hit on your bro's girl, or smoke all his greens. (cp. Party foul; ORIGIN late 17th cent., French "faux pas" literally "false step"; and abbreviation "Bro." of English "brother" from Old English brōþor, from Proto-Germanic brōþēr, from Proto-Indo-European *bʰréh₂tēr.)
by Pat 'Fratick' Chadwick-Haligan April 1, 2009
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Non fuckable token brothers tend to inspire each other to buy and be obnoxious.
The only way to defeat him is by screenshotting his nft or saving it.
by Chevyman95 January 8, 2022
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