banter bomb

Noun. Colloquial. A nugget of chat so stinky that when it is dropped (usually by a bantex or chob) any bonhomie in the surrounding area is instantly blown away. If the banter bomb is particularly explosive only a banter machine will be able to prevent any joie de vivre being sucked ruthlessly away from those unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity.

Origin: Men going on tours together and becoming morally reprehensible

'It was all going well in there until the Chob piped up and dropped that banter bomb about his girlfriend not looking like a clown'

by Walds May 14, 2005

Brantism

To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with buloney".

Do you really know what you're talking about, or is that a Brantism?

by Beli September 18, 2008

brantford

brantford is a shitty place in Ontario Canada that's around an hour away from Toronto. downtown is a place where the homeless people roam the streets smoking cigs and you cant walk down there without being afraid of getting jumped. there's a Tim hortons on almost every street and probably over 100 pot dealers in that city. everyone basically knows eachother and the Stanley street McDonald's is the basic hangout spot for teenagers. pretty much every girl in brantford lost their virginity in 8th or 9th grade and all the boys are hockey players who use girls for nudes and run around shouting ferda all day. you can barely trust anyone in brantford because word gets around so easily that everyone knows when two people break up. and the high schools are so bad, you'd be better off living in jail sometimes. but hey, we've got Wayne Gretzky center

person 1: me and my girlfriend broke up.
person 2: yeah, all of brantford has heard

by chinkenluver October 16, 2019

Bantai

Junkie give-up, Junkie hobo

Got any weed, Bantai?

by Ramesh Brahmadathan February 26, 2004

Brantipygian

Having completed the quest for or having achieved the callipygian ideal

Rick's brantipygian qualities made my chair seem to vibrate

by Roger Rabbit December 5, 2003

brantlyn

Brantlyn is the most sweet funny, easy to make laugh and loves her family person. She is so pretty its unbelievable and has the best life also best parents too. Brantlyn is the happiest person u will meet and a fun loving girl and watch out because her daddy is the kinda of dad like u can’t have a boyfriend till ur older and he better be nice to u.Brantlyn is amazing and cute

Brantlyn is so cute it’s unbelievable

by Brantlyn January 28, 2018

Brantch

When you go to eat brunch with your friends, but you really just need to rant instead.

Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.

Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.

by MMZMTS January 28, 2019