blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

Boba Blaster

Boba Blaster, when the male takes a straw and puts it in a females vagina during intercourse and spits down the straw.

"Dude, I did the boba blaster on Kaylee last night.

by therealdeus February 22, 2025

Blasters

Synonym for fingers used while pleasuring a woman.

You gonna fingerblast any ladies tonight?

I don’t have any plans to use the blasters but you never know what can pop up.

by Jpv25 September 18, 2025

Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole

man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night

by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018

hoe blaster

A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes

Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster

by anonymous August 17, 2021

SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018

finger master blaster

An Asian guy fingering a Caucasian guy's anus.

Liam, don't finger master blaster me now, we're in public.

by Svendpai March 3, 2017