[two bits]

Deriving from the "Shave and Hair cut, two bits" jingle, "Two bits" refers to a woman who does not shave/wax/remove body hair on legs, arm pits, facial hair, etc. The words two bits are used alone to reference the jingle with the implication that a shave/wax/haior removal is in order.

(At the beach)
Man 1: "Look at the hair on her thighs"
Man 2: "Yeah, two bits allright"

by mreillyDC December 18, 2008

kibbles and bits

Slang for scraps of crack rocks, as an alluson to the dog food. Often as picked out of the carpet.

He was so strung out he was smoking kibbles and bits off the floor, though it was probably drywall.

by Zyklon-B February 14, 2004

Bits

'lisp' slang for Bitch. Can be used as a term of endearment or greeting to people you know. Slightly offensive towards strangers

see bitch

Adrian: Yo what you talking bout Willis?
Shawn: Bits! Not that shit again

Shawn: The codename for my ex is bits, so keep it on the low low
Pierre: Yo she knows...
Shawn: Bits!

by da_thug44 November 19, 2007

Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 31, 2007

Bitsy

bits·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bit-see)
adj. bits·i·er, bits·i·est

1. a. To exhibit bits-like behavior
b. Being bits.

Amy got peanut butter all over her shirt. She's so bitsy.

by Senior co-op July 29, 2008

2 bits eek

A 2 bits eek is the "one armed bandit"gambling machine which either eeks out your money 2 bits at a time til you eventually empty your pockets and exclaim, "eek, my money's all gone", or you scream,"eek!" when you hit the right combo, the machine lights up, growls, bells ring, and then loudly spits out so many quarters , you nearly get a hernia trying to get the flimsy plastic bucket to the cashier.

Guy #1 -"I spent half the night sitting trance like at the 2 bits eek machine which netted me absolutely nothing."
Guy # 2 - "You mean the one armed bandit?"
gUY #1 - " Yep, it eeked out my whole paycheck before I quit!"

by People watcher January 18, 2010

Bimskalatatata

A previously unknown battle cry of the urban booty hunter. One who resides in late night bars might hear a drunken comrade who has just convinced a lady, or lad, to come back to his appartment with him.

Man "so...wanna go back to my place?"
cute girl "Hmmm, sure why not?"
Man "Bimskalatatata!!!"

by Uria Heep08 September 29, 2008