Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys is a grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire. It is the home to a (not so) fine assortment of posh bellends and miscellaneous twats gathered from the south western Wiltshire area.
Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.
It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin
The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher
Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.
Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.
It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin
The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher
Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.
Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Person 1: do you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys?
Person 2: yeah…
Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
Person 2: yeah…
Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
by PleasepegmyDiddyMorgan May 6, 2025
Get the Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boysmug. Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
by hell god ss December 5, 2017
Get the chris bishopmug. Bishop stands tall. Bishop defends the weak. Bishop is touched by life. Bishop will always forgive. You will be lucky just to be in Bishop's presence. Bishop is an animal whisperer. Bishop is a warrior. Running into Danger unafraid yet imtelligent. Bishop will male you laugh and calm your fears.
by Melenkurion Abatha July 22, 2024
Get the Bishopmug. Tanner's a nerd. He's smart and all but he looks dumb as hell with his wrestling headgear on. His hair looks like a penis. This bitch ass has the nickname tanpon. Funny guy tho
by TeenageLoser March 13, 2022
Get the Tanner Bishopmug. Known for its fat chicks and munting opportunities. One badass lunch lady and the rest are fat as fuck. Known for its special ed program where retards run around the school with no supervision. There are peer mentors for these animals but they don't do shit. Most of the sexy Spanish teachers run only fans accounts in their free time. Bishop Ireton students are known to pull hilarious pranks, like orgasming on girls' hair in the middle of church!
by RickyTheSticky March 8, 2024
Get the Bishop Iretonmug. a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.
by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023
Get the bishop shanahanmug. a Catholic high school in downingtown that sucks. have you ever wanted to be surrounded by a bunch of prolife assholes who say slurs and wear and airpods? well, look no further. also the home of the "shanahoes", which is just what a bunch of orange blonde girls call themselves when they feel especially obnoxious. a school where the administration doesn't give a shit unless your hair goes past the collar, are a literal fetus, or you bad mouth a certain teacher.
by toomanynicknames May 4, 2021
Get the Bishop Shanahanmug.