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pocket bike 

A tiny bike that has a small size 2 stroke motor most often 49CC which is 3 Cubic Inches... (0.049 Liter)and some can do up to 50 MPH. most often ridin' by little kid at age 8 and up and sometimes highschool kids in their late teens. It is usually a japanese style sports bike, crotch rocket but can be a chopper as well (often 110cc). Some have working lights, turn signals, electric starts. This bike is also capable of scoring me $1400+ in fines via 7 traffic Violations!
No issurance (Not possible)
Driving with a suspended license (For this? are you an idiot?)
No Registration (has no year, make, model, VIN)
No Helmet
No Headlight (Neither do bicylces)
Riding on public highway (I was riding on the side walk)
Defective Equipment (nothing was defective)
And I was let off with the Loud Exhaust and nose orderance it was a "gift".
Alex: Yo can you come pick me up? i just got pulled over 5 miles from my house, can you come pick me up i got my pocket bike with me,
Friend: What the hell happened? Break?
Alex: No, ****** * **** ***** ** * **** PIG cop pulled me over doing 10 MPH minding my own business on the side walk. $1400+ 7 tickets and gotta walk my bike home.
Friend: thats ****n G*y
Alex: Ya i know... lets get back @ them.
pocket bike by Its mE Alex July 16, 2008

donor bike 

A donor bike is a ridiculously small mini-motorcycle that has become a nationwide menace the past few years. Donor bikes are identified by the presence of an idiot behind the handle bars, no helmet and a blatant disregard for traffic rules. Additionally, 80% of riders at some point become organ donors after the required fatal crash.
"Look at Jose on his new donor bike!!! Hope his organ card is updated!"
donor bike by Charles T Mullen February 15, 2006
Related Words

Nike-bike 

A moped
A form of transport for young skangers/chavs before they upgrade to a skanger banger.
Also called nikey-bikey.
Anto: did you get a skanger-banger yet?
Deco: no i couldnt afford one yet so i bought a Nike-bike instead
Nike-bike by shitwind September 7, 2007

Rusty Bike 

Those 2 lasses eat minge cos they are Rusty Bikes
Rusty Bike by Pooey Fun April 1, 2008

The Dirt Bike 

When you shit between a girls tits then tit wank them.
Guy1: She finally let me do the dirt bike
Guy2: Nice dude
Guy3: That's just fucked up bro
The Dirt Bike by Reey03 March 11, 2019

Vagina Bike 

A unicycle or bicycle apparatus neglecting the seat device.

Instead of a seat, the rider "mounts" the seat post by inserting into his/her vagina.

See Polish Bike Ride
Vagina Bike by uwbikeshop December 12, 2009

cholo bike 

an absurdly overly accesorized bicycle used by gangsters particular those of a hispanic background. this bike is seriously pimped out it used by cheap cholos who can not afford to buy a low rider, so they pimp out their cheap bike and put a big boom box in the back and bump music.
Jimmy: Come to the back of the train!
Me: hell no im scared of that big ass cholo bike!
cholo bike by Behnaz February 27, 2008