bender bookin

To have sex while drunk.

If I take one more drink I'm gon' bender bookin' you.

by uhDuh January 23, 2009

bulldozing bender

When an individual over indulges in alcohol (ie fireball) at a social event such as a wedding and proceeds to knock over unsuspecting bridesmaids during a bouquet toss. He or she must also successfully get others equally as drunk by forcing shots and making drinks.

It isn't a party until bulldozing bender is there.

by Benderoo June 15, 2014

handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 5, 2014

Fender Bender

A sexual position, where the man sits backwards on a woman's face and receives analingus, while simultaneously he 'titty fucks' her breasts.

Also known as the 'Reverse titty fuck' or 'Rusty titty fuck'

Your mom gave me a fender bender last night. or Your mom and I got into a fender bender last night

by Sutts00 October 13, 2014

tribute bender

When a friend o.d.'s you go on a Tribute Bender to honor them.

Yeah man, Tommy OD'd, so I got us some junk for a tribute bender.

by Weaseltits November 30, 2013

pin bender

Gay men slamming their dicks together hard enough causing one to bend. Thus creating a winner in the game of gay chicken

Lance is the ultimate pin bender.

by wordsmithCCC February 21, 2015

Bender

A word commonly used by ice hockey players, to describe an absolutely horrible player, who's ankles hit the ice.

Hey look at that kid in house league, he's such a bender!

by Swagllamabender March 5, 2015