basemented

to be high on meth and drunk on alcohol

"Are you okay, you look like you're zoning out?"
"What are you, a bitter housewife? I'm basemented."

by Abdisalam October 13, 2017

Basement Bitch

Someone that takes advantage of their parents, had no job or any goals in life.

Matt is a basement bitch! His parents just can’t get him out of the house. They’re beyond ready to be empty nesters.

by ChaoticMama July 25, 2024

Basement jokey

Fully grown man who is a gamer and lives in his mums basement.

Why does this guy keep beating me?
Friend "It's probably because he's a basement jokey."

by Hazza-gaz September 13, 2019

The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.

"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

Basement Smelt

A noun used to describe a person. It revolves around a person and/or thing being afraid to go inside the basement. Usually someone who has been in the location, however has not gone into the underground level. This is a negative sounding noun. This often occurs at parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

Yo Wilks a Basement Smelt, he wouldn't reach the basement of the hospis

by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011

Basement Smelt

A noun that usually has a negative outcome. Someone who goes to a location and enters it, however doesn't go in the basement. To classify as a basement smelt the whole area of the location must be entered, except the basement or underground area. The reasoning to be a 'basement smelt' is because there is either a fear or phobia of something in beneath the middle floor. Examples are parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

'yo wilks such a basement smelt, he didn't even go downstairs'.

by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011

basement

where kids are held

"Awwe you'll go great in my basement <33"

by apphpslither June 10, 2024