burning cross

a wooden cross,(usually cedar due to its long lasting burning qualities) placed in someones yard implying that they should move away.

Look its a burning lower case t for "time to leave".

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

Barking dog

A vaiation of the "shocker."
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

Barking Seal

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!

German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her

by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010

mic barfing

When a singer is screaming into the mic and all it sounds like is someone vomiting. Used in many genres of music including hardcore, metal, screamo, and many others.

God. I hate all those lame "hXc" singers or whatever. You call that singing? Sounds more like mic barfing to me.

by Mertown December 8, 2007

Carpet-Burning

The act by which, two partners slide their genitals back and forth together at a high rate of speed in order to achieve a burning sensation caused by the friction between the skin of the genitalia, and the pubic hairs.

Whoo!.... Boy, I'll tell you what, me and my step-sister had a good time carpet-burning the other day at Nana's house.

by WorthlessFailure July 15, 2018

Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014

Barking

place in east london and very boring place

Boy: where you live
Girl: barking
Boy: your wet

by megerbom11 March 19, 2021