Sweeping out the Pole Barn

The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.

Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.

Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!

by McRae and Portwood inc. December 11, 2008

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bang like a barn door

when a person has such incredible shaggin stamina they bang like a barn door in a twister, or on a very windy day.

kat: yo Adele i saw you get with those flat 1 guys last night ive heard they've got impressive pork swords but how was the shag?

Adele: i cant walk! those fuckers bang like a barn door!

kat: twister or windy day?

Adele: twister honey, twister

by E-blocka October 19, 2006

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your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.

"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

by Janis July 10, 2004

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barn baby

someone who dosen't close the door behind them.

hey mcdowell shut the door you barn baby.

by fullen August 24, 2005

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Lo Mo Barn

Cantonese slang for the direct English translation of 'Mother Board'. Proper Cantonese term is Dai Barn (meaning bottom board or lower board). Lo Mo means mother but is a rude way to say it and can be interpreted as swearing.

Chinese Geek: Wei look at my new Lo Mo Barn!

by W_DRagon May 06, 2005

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