All Bark No Bite

When L threaten’s K for simply anything and proceeds to do nothing or the bare minimum to ‘get back’ at him.
L: “ I want all of you to remember that krische is in his warm ass bed sleeping right now. And he will pay.”

K: “This grub looking ass always threatening to get back at me but is all bark no bite.”
by Krische-Kringle January 24, 2022
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All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.
by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025
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sass bark

A sass bark is when your dog is barking, usually at something stupid, and you tell them to stop and, then, they give you one, final, low bark, to get in that last sass bark.
My dog is a little brat as she gave me a sass bark after I yelled at her to stop barking at the leaves blowing in the wind.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
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The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 June 02, 2011
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barking for sharks

The act of vomiting.
Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.
by G@wordman October 22, 2017
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banana bark

The yelp emitted when too much teeth come into play during fellatio.
yo did you hear Dave's banana bark last night? whoever blew him must've had braces.
by FriskyLingo May 23, 2018
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Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.
Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK February 14, 2011
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