bartoise

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.

BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!

by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023

Bartow County, Georgia

On the outskirts of the Atlanta Metropolitan area, Where Cartersville is.

Demographics:

Majority Redneck

Bartow County, Georgia

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

Bartosz's Law

A law which describes the feeling that a Colorado driver experiences when witnessing someone driving poorly or recklessly on I-25, only for it to be revealed the vehicle has Texas plates.

This phenomenon is similar in sensation to Bidoof's Law.

Guy 1: "Did you see the video of the man driving from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes on his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! He's from Texas. Classic Bartosz's Law."

by ProfoundThoughts January 30, 2024

bartosh

A person who identifies as a femboy, but in reality has never worn any feminine clothing and is balding.

I thought I found myself a cute femboy twink but it's a fucking bartosh again.

Tell me why when I search "femboy" on Pornhub it's all bartoshes with no hair?

by nazaallyn February 7, 2024

Bartolomeo

1# Luffy fan

Bartolomeo is the best one piece character

by 1# Bartolomeo fan November 15, 2023

Bartolomeo Cristofori

Bartolomeo Cristofori, also known as Bartolommeo di Francesco Cristofori, was an Italian instrument maker known for inventing the piano. Born in Padua, he initially worked for Prince Ferdinando de' Medici in Florence, where he was responsible for maintaining and creating musical instruments. Cristofori's most significant innovation was the development of the pianoforte—the predecessor of the modern day piano—, an instrument capable of both soft and loud dynamics, unlike the harpsichord, which had limited dynamic range. His earliest known pianos date back to the early 1700s, featuring mechanisms such as the hammer action, which allowed for more expressive playing.

Guy 1: Hey, out of curiosity, who was the inventor of the piano?
Guy 2: Hey Siri.
Siri: * Du dun*
Guy 2: Who invented the piano?
Siri: Bartolomeo Cristofori
Guy 1: Who?

by Treble Clef Maniac July 2, 2024

Baritone

The baritone is the best instrument of all time. It has a total of 3 or 4 buttons, sounds a little like a trombone, made of brass, and it has a really big range of notes it can play. The baritone is overall just the best instrument that's been created and will ever be created; This isn't up for debate. It IS the best.

Person 1: "I play the baritone"
Person 2: "The fuck is that"

Person 1: "*explains baritone*"
Person 2: "so like a mini tuba?"
Person 1: "...yeah..."

by Uhhh name go here or something January 13, 2025