balloon knot

Another name for the Anus. Also reffered to as the Angry Spider in the unfortunate case that the balloon knot is surrounded by hair resembling a spiders legs.

Ho needed to clean it up in the nether region. I swear I could see the angry spider trembling...

by RAK July 01, 2005

Balloon ejaculation

Balloon ejaculation - the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.

Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we've been engaging in since February which will culminate in the mass balloon ejaculations of this summers conventions - John Oliver

by Archibald Findri May 23, 2016

Shit balloon

A voluminous fart.

Dude, don't be floating none of your shit balloons in here today!

by flyfroggy June 27, 2015

Deflated balloon

A tired person.

Helga felt like a deflated balloon after walking 10 steps. Bill was breathing like a deflated balloon.

by ArmendHammer August 07, 2019

hot balloon

v. When a woman sits on a man's face and then farts.

I was totally eating Debbie out last night when she hot ballooned me.

by Dr. Pantzo April 13, 2008

Moon Balloon

When you moon someone with a tampon in

Sara took her mischief to a new level while on her period and moon ballooned the whole bar.

by Scrvydarg March 26, 2021

Water balloon

When somebody slides their asshole over the tub faucet and cranks the hot water up to max wow letting their large intestine blood with boiling water. When they cannot hold anymore they then release the water onto their partner. It is usually accompanied by shit particles and screams.

I dropped a water balloon on Shelly last night. It ruined the bed.

by GamerGirlPee123 February 12, 2020