You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)
Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
by RackyRacer September 1, 2016
Get the assholemug. The people who come to this website just to say bad things about people’s names just because they know someone with that name that made them mad.
by Cheese mc cheeserson October 4, 2017
Get the Assholesmug. by stupidfuckingidiott January 17, 2017
Get the Assholemug. People who claim they are not assholes by saying, "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Hey man you're kind of an asshole. "
Person 2: "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Nope wrong you're an asshole. Go check urban dictionary"
Person 2: "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Nope wrong you're an asshole. Go check urban dictionary"
by Jim81827378484 March 31, 2013
Get the Assholemug. by XxMLGxXDOGExX March 25, 2016
Get the assholemug. A player whom gives no f$cks except for what does him right. All his enemies eat the dust of his ways until they learn that such an asshole ain't no p$ssy. JA!
That p$ssy asshole is turnin' out to be a straight up asshole. I'd check him, but I'm too p$ssy myself. Prolly get my ass beat
by sureno Ra fa March 10, 2017
Get the Assholemug. 