two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.

Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

The greatest Football route in The World this is how you do it. Run to the side in a circle then run to the other side and do a circle then go to the
Middle and run straight and yell penis

Micheal has 1 bal 2 Balz and a penisssssss

by Jimuder Johnson July 17, 2023

The Difference Between A Master And A Novice

The difference between a master and a novice is that the master has failed more times than the novice have ever tried -Firudin Aliyev, 2020

This is a quote written by 7th Grader, MMA U16 Champion, Firudin Aliyev

The The difference between a master and a novice is that the master has failed more times than the novice have ever tried -Firudin Aliyev, 2020

This is a quote

by Predator Gaming Clan December 7, 2020

Miss you as much as a toad and a frog

Not at all. Not missing you one bit. Get the hint

I miss you as much as a toad and a frog

by Who knows, maybe you May 22, 2021

sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants

Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.

by Mystic Maidens August 12, 2009

Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.

Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

by B-rizzy June 23, 2021

shit and a half

If its a really shitty call or if it is worse than shit

That wasnt a foul, thats a shit and a half!

by tomathon toe August 13, 2006