alyssa

a fucking backstabbing butch that doesn’t know how to act. a bitch is fake and will be as fake as she can.

do you hear hissing

oh it’s just alyssa

by peeps730 June 12, 2019

Alyssa

That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL

Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me

by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020

alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.

friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.

by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020

Alyssa

A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.

Alyssa is retarted

by anonymous October 3, 2020

alyssa

someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic

omg its that bitch Alyssa!

by girlygirl17347356 October 10, 2017

alyssa

a alyssa is a hoe who is a bitch and she will fuck your husband and your kids will call her mommy two . alyssa is the girl you want to kill. don’t mess with a alyssa

alyssa ruined my life and now my ex won’t lay me child support

by niftyfiftykitties March 9, 2019

Alyssa

IF you ever find a girl named Alyssa she will probably be really crazy AND ANNOYING, but in the end she is nice and funny. She is very hopeless though. SHE LIKES any boy thats fat and is named Demonie. She has a strict mother and lives maybe in an apartment. She loves cheeries. Pancakes. DupA CHang, Pizza, and other stuff. AND HATES BROCOLI AND ANIMALS AND

Alyssa: IAM AWESOMMME
Some other person. okayyy...
Alyssa: SHA KAAAAAAA

by Gertrude Anonymous November 7, 2018