isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them
"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"
by manMansan March 02, 2022
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Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019
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As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree
"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."
by DoubleDDucky September 25, 2016
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Absolute Punter

Orlaith is a punter
Orlaith you are an absolute punter
by You are a scrote June 23, 2019
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absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
she is an absolute fuckin unit
by absolutefuckinunit March 09, 2019
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absolute imbecile

the types of people who don't like Numberblocks
Mark is an absolute imbecile.
by theamazingtritri October 28, 2021
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absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna
“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head
by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022
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