after birth abortion

a slang developed by the anti-more kids agency, headed by George coyne. it is meant for people who cannot afford real abortions, so they wait for the baby to be born, and squish it.
ill do that after birth abortion for free, your kid is ugly.
by George Coyne April 21, 2004
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Back alley abortion

n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.
by Helgate July 12, 2004
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gut punch abortion

To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.
Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*

Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"
by Dickgaragecentral April 11, 2016
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hot ball abortion

When a blacksmith heats a ball of nickel until it is red hot and subsequently takes said "hot ball" and plunges it into the uterus of a women undergoing an abortion.
Wendy: Did you hear Tiffany got a hot ball abortion?
Abigail: Yes. She died because of it.
by ayn rands clit January 13, 2017
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Make like a fetus and abort

When you're in too deep and you have to just give up.

Good for shock value mostly.
Person one: Yo man, how is black history going?

Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.
by pseudoisopod April 17, 2010
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i should've aborted you

An affectionate saying, usually what a mother would say to her child to express her innermost feelings.
Child: *starts fucking the cat*
Mother: 'I should've aborted you.'
by niqht May 31, 2018
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