Oral tampon

Term used for a man known to Perform Cunnilingus whilst the female is on her monthly cycle. i.e. eating a cherry pie.

Synonyms: Blood Sucker ; Vampire

You wouldn’t believe how much of an oral tampon my ex boyfriend was!

by E69 May 27, 2019

Tampon

A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.

Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.

by HazyHalez November 20, 2017

tampon bracers

women's legs

That bitch had some fine ass tampon bracers.

by MarkAL August 6, 2010

moving tampon

Also known as a Toyota Celica specifically black 7th gens

Ladi Dadi drives a moving tampon

by J/K November 10, 2013

used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth

Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon

It’s tony lopez but with his pink hair. He looks old and used, and he probably thinks the 5 year olds are gonna come running to him.

Spit on it 😏

“Hey do you have a tampon?”
“No, I don’t want Tony Lopez inside of me”
“Bitch what-“

by grifeettoes October 16, 2020

Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 25, 2015