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squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
I just witness a squid jacker in action
by foot violater November 13, 2011
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Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
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Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.
"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"
by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019
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squid daddy

1. The best god damn person in the entire plane of existence. Zora the King of Squids

2. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, tequila, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, butterscotch, and caramel in the form of a milkshake.
1. Yo bro look at Zora the Squid Daddy.

2. I could totally go for a Squid Daddy right now.
by Zora the King of Squids July 1, 2017
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squid#1337

squid#1337 is a person on discord who majorly and openly hates Signora from Genshin Impact. they also love Dazai with all of their being and willingly give themself up for him.
Hey is that squid#1337?
Yeah I think it is, they just sent a load of Dazai images.
Sick.
by ADazaiEnthusiast1337 February 14, 2022
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squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly
Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK
by Carss1235 November 18, 2019
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Squid game

A verb to mean being caught out or surprised by something
*getting no recognition for coining the verb squid game and someone else claiming it upon season 2 of squid game coming out
by Squiddy girl June 25, 2022
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