The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love
Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
by ohgharold July 22, 2022
Get the Roy Keane mug.A man whom I love dearly. He is a sensitive man with a tendency to be selfish and reserve his feelings like a treasure trove waiting to be found out but at his core he is sincere; and maybe his biggest weakness is he forgives too easily but it’s also his biggest strength. He is equipped with knowledge in various esoteric subjects and is skilled with a pen (or pencil) along with a guitar; his mind is his biggest asset but the pen is his sword. Probably his biggest fault, is he doesn’t say how he feels and let’s precious moments slip through his fingers because he is a tough decision maker which causes a neurosis of infinite yearning and torment. He misses a girl very much and she misses him too, but alas they cannot be together, for he has traveled to a far off land to which she is not but a foreigner. Perhaps their paths will cross again in a far off future and they will meet suddenly on a crowded rooftop and it’ll feel like they’re the only two people under the stars. Until then she may just write more of these. There’s not many men not like Roy, keep him.
“Roy, safe travels! May you only do great things”
“Roy, I’m sorry and I forgive you”
“Roy, we really were like two ships passing in the night”
“Roy, you are my greatest love. How long it may take us to cross paths again, I will be waiting. I’m sorry, and I love you in a million years ^^<3 -J”
“Roy, I’m sorry and I forgive you”
“Roy, we really were like two ships passing in the night”
“Roy, you are my greatest love. How long it may take us to cross paths again, I will be waiting. I’m sorry, and I love you in a million years ^^<3 -J”
by Creamofwh3at June 7, 2022
Get the Roy mug.A fart that is done in water such as a pool or lake. Also, when a person farts and it sounds like they are underwater?
Dude, I was trying to swim underwater the whole length of the pool and some Jackass had to Roy as I was going by him. Gross.
by Turdley June 8, 2022
Get the Roy mug.A man with whom I love dearly, forever. He is a sensitive man with a tendency to be selfish and stows away his feelings like a treasure trove waiting to be found but at his core, he is sincere; he is very HANDSOME and maybe his biggest weakness is he forgives too easily but it’s also his biggest strength. He is equipped with knowledge of various esoteric subjects and is skilled with a pen (or pencil) along with a guitar; his heart is his biggest asset but the pen is his sword. Probably his biggest fault, is he doesn’t say how he feels and let’s precious moments slip through his fingers (we are so similar) because he is a tough decision maker which causes a neurosis of infinite yearning and torment of lost loves. He misses a girl very much and she misses him too, but alas, they cannot be together. For he has traveled to a far off place to which she is not but a foreigner. Perhaps their paths will cross again in a far off future and they will meet suddenly on a crowded rooftop and it’ll be like no time has passed and they’re the only two people under the stars. Until then she may just write more of these. Roy, the last pirate 🏴 ☠️ It’s not too many men not like roy, keep him.
“Roy, safe travels! May you only do great things”
“Roy, I forgive you, I’m sorry”
“Roy, we really were like two ships passing in the night”
“Roy, you are my greatest love. How long it may take us to cross paths again, I will be waiting. I’m sorry, and I love you in a million years ^^<3 -J”
“Roy, sail on”
“Roy”
“Roy, I forgive you, I’m sorry”
“Roy, we really were like two ships passing in the night”
“Roy, you are my greatest love. How long it may take us to cross paths again, I will be waiting. I’m sorry, and I love you in a million years ^^<3 -J”
“Roy, sail on”
“Roy”
by Swhwarty143J June 22, 2022
Get the Roy mug.A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2022
Get the Roy Sullivan mug.A boy whose destiny is to grasp hold of immortality.
A millionaire and a one of a kind gentleman.
can't go wrong with him.
A millionaire and a one of a kind gentleman.
can't go wrong with him.
by IMMORTAL-2000 May 1, 2022
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