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black plants

black plants are mainly foliage plants -basically the term 'black plants' is used to denote anything but green. It's an umbrella term for dark plants and does include near black flowers. Description taken from the International Black Plant Society and the book "Black Magic and Purple Passion".
"black Plants" such as black taro
by Black Plant Lady July 21, 2009
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twat plant

Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.
She needs to do something with that twat plant.
by Kandicyd July 24, 2009
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chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009
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Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK
Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"
by jamthecat January 31, 2010
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planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.
"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."
by bztwzr October 16, 2009
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Cage the woody plant

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010
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