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Miami right

When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.
“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”
by Aweebutter July 21, 2022
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Miami

A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.
What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.
by Knmagor June 12, 2023
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The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
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Miami Tingle

The act of applying a small amount of cocaine to the anus as anesthetic to ease impending penetration
She said she wanted to try but it hurt too much , so I gave her a Miami Tingle
by optipus December 19, 2014
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Miami Pickle

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.

Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property
Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.
by Bud Bug July 27, 2021
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Miami Fresh

Describes a typical douche bag that resides in Miami. He sometimes wears a stringer and is overly tan and is just full of douche-baggery.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.
Douche: "hai girl you be looking hot!"
Girl: "OMG Becky he so Miami fresh ugh."
by VileCreation69 April 26, 2019
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Miami clapping

Late 80s/early 90s dancing accompaniment, mostly occurring (or at least originating) in gay bars, where dancers would raise their arms and clap rhythmically to instrumental parts of songs while dancing.
You used to always see crowds in dance clubs Miami clapping to old school house music.
by Luckys.m0m June 1, 2023
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