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Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017
mugGet the Twat countmug.

count hans kolvenbach

the black pope,leader of the jesuits,leader of the world,leader of the illuminati
no example for count hans kolvenbach as no comparison to someone so twisted
by darkangel3001 September 29, 2010
mugGet the count hans kolvenbachmug.

Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.
"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
by ersatze February 12, 2023
mugGet the Count Omarmug.

count dripula

One with intense drip.

Also used as a nickname when greeting someone.
Leo: What’s crackin young slug?
Caleb: Nothin’ much Count Dripula, hows it boolin?
by xX666HillsideKid666Xx February 10, 2020
mugGet the count dripulamug.

this finals doesn't count

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals
This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team
by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021
mugGet the this finals doesn't countmug.

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