sloppy dallas

When your sister packs a fat lip and gives you a blowjob

Hey Cleetus, my sister made me a real nice sloppy dallas the other day.

by CHEEZ BEANOZ October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you’re getting head from a girl, and she has a fat wad of dip in her lip. Leaving dirt yellow steaks on your Dick.

Guy: You see that country girl with the dip in her lip?
Bud: Yeah be careful though I heard she gives people a Sloppy Dallas!

Guy: What do you mean?
Bud: Your dick will look like you got shit streaks on it from doing anal.

by Tmpr October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Oral sex in which the person giving oral has a mouthful of dip in the mouth

Hey there buddy, do you want to get a Sloppy Dallas from me? I’m really good at it.

by SquishedFetus October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off

"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."

by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob in which the giver (and possibly the recipient as well) has a mouth full of dipping tobacco

Nothin' like a sloppy dallas to make your dick go numb

by sloppyslut October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl gives you a sloppy blowjob with a fat lip a dip in.

The hot woman two trailers down gave me one hell of a Sloppy Dallas.

by DiAntonio October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When your sister gives you a blow job with the biggest lip full of dip

Hey sis do you want to give me a sloppy Dallas

by Sloppy sister October 15, 2020