Simp

A simp is all of the men that down voted all the definitions of simp.

Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".

Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".

by Hdotfly August 7, 2022

Simp

Seth

My name is Seth I am a simp

by Seth switch April 29, 2020

Simp

A man that will do way too much for a woman just to please them

Luke Newman is such a simp!

by Dontgetcaughtsimpin August 15, 2020

Simp

Person who puts hoes before the bro’s

Tyler Donald Ducharme is the biggest simp ever

by Tyler’s a simp July 14, 2020

Simp

Verb. 1.)To leave the boys on a night of gaming for a girl.

2.)To give up ones own money for a girl in the hopes of sexual gratification.

3.)To ruin one’s sleep schedule for a women.

John: “Where’s James?”
Nathan: “Probably off simping again.”

by mwise723 March 30, 2020

Simp

A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.

Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.

by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020

Simp

Isaiah.

Isaiah is such a fucking simp ngl.

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020