Hugo Martin

A gamer, or hot chick. Totally worth the money to have fun with. He will Glory kill your ass with pressure.

Hugo Martin pounded my ass into the grass to bypass the gas.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Martin Gan

The guy who doesn't know every songs. He's addicted to Good Morning Tokyo btw. He lives in a cave

Martin Gan came out of his cave

by ascertain102 June 10, 2020

martin riggs

the most sexiest flying pig sex toy around yeah Sam you're jealous now aren't you?

i am martin riggs

by billy big boy of llama land 10 March 22, 2017

Claire martin

claire martin is awesome. She is always there for people even if shes sad or even busy. When she does not feel very well she still wakes up and gets on with her day. She is the best mom ever. She always thinks of others before herself. She is the prettiest person in the world and always will be. Claire is great at making clothes well shes not great she is the BEST!!!!!!!!

Everyone loves claire martin
Claire marin means that she is cool and the strongest person ever.

by heilan coo February 3, 2021

Jeremy Martin

Jeremy martin is a liar who claims to be the messiah and the founder of anonymous

who needs to seek help

damn that guy is such a liar he needs help

Fax he’s such a jeremy martin

by Jeremy martin the rebirth February 17, 2022

the martin interview

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

Kieran Martin

He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.

Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 6, 2020