Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

crispy

someone who is really mad

Why you so crispy Shatifa?

by Shatifa the third December 7, 2017

crispy cookies

When you are angry and trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies!!! She did not add me back on Snapchat!

by Rüf May 27, 2016

Crispy

Super white, kinda sheltered.

The date was ok, but she was super crispy.

by gingerdelux May 14, 2014

crispy strips

When a persons underwear gets worn too long and then not washed for even longer.

Bro, the other day I was doing laundry and I found my aunts crispy strips.

by moosey jilkers January 16, 2023

Crispy Concords

A YouTube channel people watch to see his girlfriend Kate, Crispy is fond of calling his twitch viewers simps when Kate comes onto stream

Hey did you see that Crispy Concords video last night
No I did not why
Dont Kate wasn't in the video its garbage

by UnknownCh33ms January 22, 2021

Crispy wave

A spine chilling (in a good way) wave that will send pure bliss and ecstasy from the tip top of the head all the way to the little piggy toe. Most people aren’t lucky enough to ever get one. If you do, NEVER forget it.

Dude.... I got a crispy wave this morning. My life is complete.

by Beary nice April 8, 2021