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Person 1: that puppy is so cute!
Person 2: ikr
Person 3: I want one like that
Person 4: So do i

a few moments later

Person 1: U GAY KID HITLER IS A NICE GUY
Person 2: NO YOU PIECE OF CRAP HE IS NOT
Person 3: NEIL ARMSTRONG NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON U GAY PIECES OF CRAP

Person 4: YES HE DID U IDIOT
Person 2: 9/11 WAS FAKED STOP LYING

Person 1: WW3 IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Person 4: STFU ALL OF U
Person 3: NO U

Person 1: NO THAT'S FAKE ALIENS ARE IN AREA 51
Person 3: NO THEY ARE NOT
Person 2: TRUMP 2020
Person 4: No trump is gay biden 2020
Person 2: You dare say that biden is so stupid
*Person 1 and 3 left*
Person 4: At least biden isn't a cheeto

Person 4: Trump is a male karen joe is nice
Person 2: Whos joe
Person 4: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: *Proceeds to report Person 4's channel*
Person 2: No u

YouTube comments section in a nutshell
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YouTube Comments

The YouTube comment section is a lot like Yahoo! - you scroll down and wonder why a simple video on how to chop an onion without crying has endless discussions on the nature of religion and reality, and the current government administration.

The problem with many users who spew out their unfiltered stupidity on YouTube videos is that they seriously believe they have the answers to everything. These exceptional individuals are very good at finding something to get angry about in the most innocent passing remark and are looking for suckers with whom they can ‘debate’.
“I got so many angry youtube comments last night just because I said I liked cats even though I think dogs are cute.”
by TauKitty June 12, 2018
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YouTube Comment Section

Commenter 1 (or Xx_ShadowNinjaDragon9253_xX): FUK U U BLAK FAG U WUNNU NO WHU UR UP AGENTS MY MOTHER TOLD ME I WAS THE BEST BERSON IN TE WIRLD SH SHE RIGHT IM 9 I CAN #REKT U!!!

Commenter 2 (or CoDFaZePvPProBro6793): U WANNA FIGH ME 1V1 ME HEDSHOT ONLY I MLG 360 NUSKUPE UR ASS U FAG DICK!!!

Welcome to the YouTube Comment Section, where hopes and dreams are crushed.
by AreialInferno January 27, 2015
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youtube rabbit hole

It is what happens when you watch an embedded YouTube video on another site and then watch a couple dozen related videos that are displayed after the previous video completes. The rabbit hole effect is only encountered after at least an hour has passed and you regain your sense of temporal awareness. This effect usually is followed by, "How the fuck did i get to this video?"
"Dude, I was watching the Macho Claw mod video and an hour later, I realized that I'd watched at least 10 videos about My Little Ponys without remembering how I got there. The YouTube Rabbit Hole is a dangerous thing."
by BlindBastard April 17, 2016
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YouTube.com

What was once a beautiful video sharing website made by three former PayPal guys, it's now one owned by Google and it has changed for the absolute worse.

Thanks to Google, YouTube channels look very tacky.
Channel layouts are too big and users can't see their custom backgrounds well. There’s no changing it.

If you want a YouTube account, you are forced to get a Google account and merge it... which is why I didn't sign up.

More importantly, Google took away freedom of speech from YouTube. We can't upload videos of various content without them and these corporations breathing down our necks. Many awesome accounts and videos got pulled because of them. They should have their accounts and videos back.

That’s why we need the 3 dudes back. To get everything back to normal and put the “You” back in YouTube.

Any users reading this can put this in their video to help bring the good times back because I don't want YouTube to keep failing like this.
Because of Google owning YouTube.com and changing it, MANY accounts have be taken off and many users like Epic0rpheus left the site. Who can blame them?

Like guciobrian posted-

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through commercials?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

Yes I remember.
by OneWhoWantsOldYouTubeBack September 30, 2012
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Youtube Comments

In theory: A section of the video hosting website 'Youtube' where people may comment on and rate videos uploaded by users.

In reality: A complete annex of reality where factual accuracy, literacy, mutual respect and general good will are almost completely devoid. The closer a video touches upon religion, national identites and race, the more ludicrous and profane the comments section will be.

Common inhabitants (and often combatants) of this inhospitable environment are:

Zealot the Cleric, Professor Know-it-all, Professor Wiki-it-all, Armchair Activist, Keyboard Patriot, xxxEmoKidxxx, Blatant Illiterate (aka The Child who was Left Behind), Raging Homophobe, Capt. Conspiracy Nut and Sir Lastword of Ihavenojob-shire.
Person A: "You know, I really despair in humanity sometimes."

Person B: "Have you been at those youtube comments again?"
by Yonner December 31, 2009
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YouTube Loop

When you go to watch a quick 30 second video on YouTube and regain consciousness hours later having jumped from interesting video to interesting video.

Similar to a wikipedian loop or 'WikiComa'
Clarence: "Dude, you totally missed the funeral yesterday!!"
T-dawg: "Yeah I know; somebody emailed me a funny clip and I got stuck in a YouTube loop..."
by peanutismint December 26, 2009
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