masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 22, 2003
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butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt
butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt
by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022
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yogurt you

Yogurt you is a term for finishing on your partners face and then letting it sit and coagulate to the consistency of yogurt.
Jim: "And Sarah told me to yogurt her man, no lie"

Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."

Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.
by L0ng_d0ng_silv3r January 28, 2016
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Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is cum flowing out of a man's asshole after gay sex.
Me and my lover both made greek yogurt after hot sex last night.
by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017
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