pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.

Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.

by pongo69x December 25, 2022

Petrie Willink as Dutch Student

Petrie's the Dutch Student, learning the ropes of the atomic age, a fresh face in a world of giants.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that Dutch Student in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Petrie Willink as Dutch Student in Oppenheimer, fresh on the atomic scene dude!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Free walling

A girl wearing no underwear.

"I hate panty lines, guys look at my ass more, when I have one.

So I just be free walling"

by spungladash December 17, 2023

Beef Wellington Article

HA loser got ya

Google “Beef Wellington Article” and that will explain the joke

by Beef Wellington February 5, 2024

The Wilking Methode

So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off

and the methode is that is very dangerous because

you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!

I am using The Wilking Methode with a glass jar!

by Miles_pogboy June 7, 2024

Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.

“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”

by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024

Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025