"I can't believe last night we had 9 jager shots each, danced on the tables, hitchhiked across town in a random hummer, flew to las vegas at the last minute and ended up partying with paris hilton! That was bitch wild!!!"
by legallyrachel January 7, 2009
Get the bitch wildmug. 
A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
Get the wild penismug. Cock Sucker And Attention Seeker.
A wild breed of animal from the educational sector, known by peers to achieve very high grades and effort rating through 3rd party forms.
A wild breed of animal from the educational sector, known by peers to achieve very high grades and effort rating through 3rd party forms.
by wildowstritch December 6, 2012
Get the Wild CASmug. by BrightLine September 6, 2023
Get the shit-wildmug. by Bungalow Bill November 7, 2001
Get the Wild Eep!mug. While having sex with her legs on your shoulders, you deficate in your hand and then through it in her face.
The wild monkey was first developed in Michigan . It is the common practice of pooping in your hand while having sex and throwing it in her face.
by Drake Johansen May 25, 2009
Get the Wild Monkeymug.