Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.

Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.

by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018

wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.

My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.

by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017

yejis_.wife._

amazing bestay 🙄‼️

yejis_.wife._ is so cool, (prefered pronouns) is such a good bestay 🙄

by _setareh__ January 13, 2021

j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022

Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.

Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."

by mfcohiba June 5, 2013

slutty wife

A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).

The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.

by C.Rai August 6, 2019

Kangaroo Wife

The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group

This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"

I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo Wife

by Bill Billy Bob October 6, 2022