A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.
by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018
Get the Bestie Wifemug. Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.
by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017
Get the wig wifemug. by _setareh__ January 13, 2021
Get the yejis_.wife._mug. Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
Get the j-wifemug. Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."
Dude X: "It's meant to be."
Dude X: "It's meant to be."
by mfcohiba June 5, 2013
Get the Charm Wifemug. A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).
The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.
by C.Rai August 6, 2019
Get the slutty wifemug. The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group
This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"
This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"
by Bill Billy Bob October 6, 2022
Get the Kangaroo Wifemug.