When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.
After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!
by cupcakes* July 4, 2011
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"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."
"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."
"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."
by Heart-Murmur November 21, 2011
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The discomfort you feel after ingesting substantial amount of liquids, specifically water, accompanied with slight exhaustion.
I.E.- "I just downed 2 liters of water, i feel so Water-Wasted."
"Stop drinking all that soda, Jake! Your going to get Water-Wasted."
"Stop drinking all that soda, Jake! Your going to get Water-Wasted."
by MoyertheDestroyer January 28, 2018
Get the Water-Wasted mug.A drinking game that is gauranteed to get everyone who plays it wasted. (Possibly the greatest drinking game ever created). Played with a deck of cards, the rules are as follows:
Spades-give the amount
Clubs-take the amount
Hearts-social the amount
Diamonds-waterfall that amount or longer
Aces-finish drink
Ace of spade-everyone finishes
Spades-give the amount
Clubs-take the amount
Hearts-social the amount
Diamonds-waterfall that amount or longer
Aces-finish drink
Ace of spade-everyone finishes
I always start my night playing Get Fuckin Wasted, because its fun and i'll be drunk after playing it.
by Hector Rodriguez November 29, 2011
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by MikeDawg96 January 25, 2012
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I heard John was drunk this weekend. Yes. He was pretty Black Girl Wasted and we had to take care of him all night.
by Graham Welington December 15, 2010
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