wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

Guys wear no shirt day

A day in which guys wear no shirt all day. Celebrated on October 15th.

When’s guys wear no shirt day.
It’s on October 15th, maybe you should start working out.

by Anomanous October 13, 2019

wearing short socks

In the hood when you’re wearing short sock it could mean many things. First hookers where then so when they catch boys in the hood wear short sock they calling them a girl whore; or it could mean that your a girl as in that you show you leg for guys.

“Nigga why you wearing short socks your a gay frfr”

by Drdre4ever October 12, 2023

wear-with-all

Hip and coming clothing boutique in Johannesburg

I really wannna go visit the new Wear-with-all boutique

by ARD09876 August 29, 2023

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017