wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 23, 2010

ninja-wanged

To surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect penis as a result (or wang). In everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.

The ability to ninja-wang or to cause ninja-wangification or to possess a ninja-wang is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja's inherent stealth.

"Ninjas don't just walk slow to not be heard ..." -- John S.

Quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
"I didn't see him coming. I just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-wanged me."

Quote from a Master:
"Nevermind the pebble. To truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the Ninja-Wang."

by Rob E. November 2, 2006

wang baller

Pronunciation: 'wang-bôlûr
Noun.

A Wendy's employee.

"That bitch forgot my Frosty again! She is such a wang baller!!"

by hi lex January 3, 2006

pancho wang

A Mexican American or Hispanic American who is unable to replicate a stereotypical Mexican accent and instead replicates a stereotypical Asian accent. A complete Coconut.

Look. Pancho Wang just tried to say salchicha in Mandarin.

by David Cabrini September 5, 2007

wing wang

the male organ by the legs
used to make lovin to a bitch

come here bitch! i got my wing wang ready for you to suck.

by jojoman112 June 16, 2004

Wang Sammich

1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.

1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

by superfreak69 September 22, 2004

wang fu

art of the wang

she was no match for his Wang Fu

by Anonymous February 26, 2003