Faith Wagers

An extremely HOT woman

my girl is so faith wagers

by loving husbbant October 20, 2025

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice

Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.

by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

ID MON WAGER LOSS

It is when a person denies being someone they are due to extreme shaming.loss of a SLAM DUNK sure bet that backfires.

Well ID MON WAGER LOSS is no other than as was said in $50 = $49,999,950 has become a corporate embarrassment as it flipped to " JAMIE DIMON CEO JP MORGAN CHASE has no RETENTION BONUS as the $49,999,950 $50 is way more as it was said how BIG WHEELS does it has miserably failed so he is scampering the FAG REVENGE methodology by trying to cause massive trouble for ANAL ALAN but the thing is I would think OLIVIA-NEWTON JOHN and her MCA SINGLE would have been way more important but you know what they say , " LIGHTNING CAN'T STRIKE IN THE SAME PLACE AGAIN" at least that is what MURPHY SAYS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 22, 2022

gary motherfuckin wagner

A pimp a Mack daddy looking for the dollar at 14 he bought a 64’ impala!!

Gary motherfuckin Wagner drove up in his 64’ impala!

by Eric portzen May 27, 2022