Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

by teenag-er December 31, 2012

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

whatever

a very efficient way to stop a conversation that seems to be confirming that your point is most definitely wrong

Girl: See what did I tell you, it's not like that.
Boy: Whatever

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Whatever

Thanks!

Hmm whatever¿

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 13, 2021

Whatever

It means going to sleep whenever your friends wants to completely discard something!

“Go to sleep cam”

“What no”

“You should though”

“Whatever”

by Gix August 18, 2022

Whatever

Used by your significant other (usually a female) whenever they know you’re right but don’t want to admit or say it.

Him: You know I’m right

Her: Whatever!

by V i BE June 23, 2018

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023