Wesley

Wesley’s are short, really really really short. they also play baseball🤨

Person: “ Isn’t Wesley really short”
Other Person: “Definitely”

by only the coolest June 20, 2019

Wesley

A gay farmer who likes iris (a fucking kerstboom). he faps to iris and chiara and other little kids. he also has a small penis. in fact he has no penis.

He has no penis, wesley

by wesleyjebentgay March 23, 2013

Wesley Nyomi

A big scary black guy ready to fight the guy to his right

Hey Wesley Nyomi, how are you?

by HELLO IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING December 9, 2012

Wesley Willis

A schizophrenic artist who eventually turned to making hilarious songs which are so bad, they're good.

Here's to Wesley Willis (1963-2003)

Your songs were absolutely terrible, but they are hilarious to listen to.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 3, 2022

Crap Weasle

1. Fetal obsessed rodent of the weasle family.
2. Mild yet strangley amusing insult.

1. That dang'd dar crap weasles goin' after t' chicken dung again, maw!

2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

The wesley

The lowest form of any human being, usually referred to as a racoon or an ape. This being is amazingly smelly, and has the ability to be soo black that he is white.

The wesley

by Wesleygotboyd January 16, 2009

Wesley

A huge cunt. Bigger than your mom's. Insensitive, has no friends, suicidal and hangs himself up on past issues. Daddy and mommy problems. A douche bag with a hole in it(useless). Being around a Wesley can leave you negative and make you contemplate suicide.

Dude, your attitude sucks and so insensitive. Don't be a Wesley

by Goatgirl1111 January 1, 2017