Christmas water

a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing

we drank Christmas water in the halls

by christmas water ;} February 21, 2018

Spooky Water

Jizz

When you about to Spooky Water but the priest ask you to leave the funeral

by Ben69Dover420 October 5, 2017

Water Maggot

These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.

Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.

by Teamcletus June 9, 2018

Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

by Titanclaws November 9, 2018

water kicker

The water you snort after snorting drugs.

These drugs are bumpin... need a water kicker for this shit!!

by paper stax May 12, 2011

Desert Water

Also known as "Desi Water." Cheap beer such as Coors Light, Keystone Light, and very commonly Natural (Natty) Light or Ice. The term was coined by the Bro community as these so-called "beers" are the beverage of choice when the Bros take their lifted Ford Rangers, dirt bikes, and quads out to the desert for weekends of gasoline fumes, general drunkenness and groping of their underage female companions.

Bro #1: "Bro! Make sure we have enough Desert Water for this weekend in Glamis!

Bro #2: "Dude.... Bro... No worries! I've already got 6 cases of Natty Light!!"

Bro #1: "Sick! That'll get the bitches wasted!"

by Sergio Villalobos November 10, 2006

Danger water

A drink laced with M. May or may not be water. Definitely has drugs in it.

Do want some water? Be careful, it’s danger water though...

by niccerdoodles October 4, 2019