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waste of stalk

When you're in a black hole of stalking profiles and accidentally like something on a randoms profile and you're caught, and they aren't even attractive so there's no benefit, therefore, waste of stalk. Those individuals being stalked will be referred to as stalk wasters.
Alycia: I did it again!! Just liked a random persons post!
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk
by Kleatus June 16, 2020
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toxically wasted

When a passive-aggressive gets angry, and uses an excessive amount of sarcasm and reverse-psychology to completely obliterate and own an instigator. often completely unwarranted or over the top, and has an element of rant. the level of sourness displayed leaves a flavour in your mouth similar to that felt after eating a toxic waste lolly, renowned for their sourness and bitterness.
*In a classroom, harry chatting to mate*

Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...

*blah blah blah*

*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*

Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
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Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."
by deletedexe January 14, 2023
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milk wasted

When a baby drinks milk and instantly goes to sleep
I gave the baby some milk and she was just milk wasted
by Cashbeaste October 6, 2023
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techno-wasted

Driven to exhaustion by technology in the modern day-to-day environment.
"Alexa, What percentage of the American population is techno-wasted and trying to find alternatives?" Alexa reply's, "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question."
by ROtown June 19, 2019
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waste bander

when a male gets a "wood" that they proceed to tuck in their waste band
When I see an attractive girl I get a waste bander.
by WOODtucker February 27, 2012
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waste-acetid

Condition of being so incredibly drunk that you cannot function, perform any action, or speak successfully. originated in detroit area, MI

pernounced Ways-tasted
hey yo im waste-acetid! i cannot even fuggin consintrate on wutever im fuggin bou fi negg shha bit, ya know?
by ulambator January 30, 2008
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